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by Mait Jüriado

Finding a Weight Loss Partner

When you first start to diet it is hard to break old habits and start forming new habits. This is where a weight loss partner comes in. Your diet partner will help keep you on track and hold you accountable for your food intake and your exercise plan.

Your diet partner will help you to stay motivated. You can plan to exercise together at a set time apiece day. This will keep you accountable and motivated. It is harder to give your weight loss partner a week excuse as to why you can not exercise than it is to convince yourself that you should just skip a day.

Diet partners also offer a great support system when it comes to sticking to a diet. It is simple to cheat on a diet especially if you feel you are going it alone. Your weight loss partner will help you to stay on track and listen when you do start off the wagon.

You might also find that you end up with just a bit of competition when it comes to dieting with a partner. If you have a week where your partner has lost more weight than you or exercised more than you, you might just have to get moving and try and win next week.

Your partner will also add a bit of fun to dieting. You can work together to find fun new recipes and laugh when you goof up that new recipe. It is also a lot of fun to take a achievement and tell silly jokes on the way. Set up one day apiece week where it is joke day and your entire exercise time is spent telling silly jokes while walking.

Friendships are built around common experience. You will find that your weight loss partner might just become your new ideal friend. As your lifestyle choices change so will your diet partners. It is always easier to do it with a friend.

Just remember to keep up the good work and have fun with your diet partner.

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masterchef – now with great new flavour! [see addendum in description]


Image by the|G|™
masterchef

[or any 'food' or 'cooking' based show for that matter].

though let us be a shade particular for now.

master[batury]chef

this is england.

masterchef [sic - in respect to misstresschef]

here is the premise:

i’m pitching a show.

a TV show.

for the fucking moocows. the family average. the majority. those who crave beer and circuses and no other.

here is the pitch:

two adult males involved in ‘the celebrity food sector’ will host the show.

every night, they are joined by several members of the undeserving ‘public’, who dream of being involved in ‘the food sector’ as a doable route to the ‘the celebrity food sector’.

these plebian dreamers cook various foodstuffs for the two adult males from ‘the celebrity food sector’.

the two male ‘stars’ then shovel full forkfuls, loaded spoonfuls, veritable shovelfuls of food into their gaping maws.

these two adult males then retire to an ante room, sit in two comfortable chairs, and agonise over which particular noncelebrity plebian has rolled out the tastiest fodder.

the lucky [and very often tearful] winner moves on to the next ’round’.

at the end of the series, a mortal is ‘crowned’ MASTERCHEF!

the prize being an introduction into the more commercially ‘upscaled’ areas of the ‘food sector’.

wherein one might well become that epitome of that cultural and intellectual culinary paradigm, ‘the celebrity chef’.

the deconstruction:

firstly, i would no more take mainstream television, and the soma that fills its moronic channels, away from the majority any more than i would wrench a hot filled hypo from a confirmed smackhead.

that would be cruel in the extreme.

though i have to suggest, the disease is uncomfortably similar.

a desire to subvert reality and replace it with a dream like state which approximates utopia.

for smack, see food.

take note, you comfort eaters [and watchers], the word disease applies to both factions. smackheads and lipsmackheads.

you think this pitch would fly in namibia?

in the sudan?

does it not strike you as particularly uncomfortable and rough that as people on your own planet [possibly your own country] die from starvation, you are watching shows that consist of no more than adult apes cooking food to feed to other adult apes?

furthermore, cooking food for what purpose with respect to the viewer exactly?

you can't take the food they cook.

they are cooking food for your visual enjoyment!

that is singularly disgusting. a celebration of gluttony.

a trumpeting of our hideously egregious western excesses.

this is something we should we be wholly disgusted by.

this is not entertainment.

it is an affront, a filled full belly fuck you.

to apiece mortal who wonders if they can find enough food to keep themselves, and their family, alive tomorrow.

fuck these shows.

fuck the disgusting notion of a ‘celebrity chef’.

fuck starvation [i wish i could].

fuck our attitude.

fuck my attitude.

i stand guilty, as do you.

can we make a change?

i can only try.

what fills your fridge?

your larder?

enough, or too much?

i admit myself, way too much.

my tins, my freezer, my larder, my fridge.

this is too much.

i am thinking of a way to change.

the|G|™

ADDENDUM

re the moocows, i generalise. too sweepingly. it’s a imperfectness i do try to avoid, but sometimes, when both barrels fire simultaneously, it’s unavoidable.

despite what is written above this addendum, i have no wish to spoil the enjoyment attained by others who have a liking for alimentary centered entertainment.

though i do wish to bring forth the possibilty of different conceptual ‘readings’ that can be prefabricated with reference to this form of ‘entertainment’. readings prefabricated with respect to those who can't even dream that entertainments such as this could possibly exist.

if this brings about psychological or moral discomfort, so much the better.

i used to watch some of these ‘food’ programmes blithely, without giving any thought to their relative meaning.

then i began to think about the astounding paradoxes and disturbing moral comlpexities these programmes generate

i can't watch them any more. it is far too uncomfortable.

they are, fudamentally, a base celebration of the fact that we have a large [i would state immoral] surfeit of food.

we have more food than we know what to do with.

we can toy with it, as a child toys with a ball.

we can throw it away without so much as a second thought.

we constantly invent new ways to present food.

we invent delightful new ‘genres’ of food i.e. nouvelle cuisine.

we see certain foods as fashionable. as ‘de riguer’ at the dinner party.

this makes me uncomfortable.

i am not seeking to denigrate anybody with direct reference to their chosen avenues of entertainment, i am merely asking those who might derive pleasure from food based entertainment to cast their nets a tiny wider when thinking about such programmes.

food as entertainment.

when considered, and given the circumstances in which billions currently live, this should seem odd. to everybody.

that it does not is a telling indictment in itself.

do i make a tangible direct difference in any physical way?

do i roll my sleeves up and act?

i do not.

i am as wasteful as you [may be].

i’m merely a conceptual seed scatterer. not a farmer.

i sit here inside ‘idiot hq’ and think about the questions i want to ask, the thoughts i would like to engender, the conversations i would like to start.

though if this comment thread [or any other for that matter] drives anyone at all to act, even if this simply means a small donation to a hunger/other charity [yes i did - £10 to UNICEF]:

dl.dropbox.com/u/2077343/unicef2.jpg

that is enough.

end of transmission.

ps – some interesting numbers:

An estimated 8.3 million tonnes of household food waste is produced apiece year in the UK, most of which could have been eaten.
www.wrap.org.uk/retail/food_waste/index.html

Americans throw away over 40 percent of all acquirable food apiece year.
www.fleshandstone.net/healthandsciencenews/1707.html

weight statistics:

uk:
25 percent of boys and 33 percent of girls aged between two and 19 years are overweight or obese.
www.weightlossresources.co.uk/children/childhood_obesity.htm

About 46% of men in England and 32% of women are overweight (a body mass index of 25-30 kg/m2), and an additional 17% of men and 21% of women are fat (a body mass index of more than 30 kg/m2 ).

Overweight and blubber increase with age. About 28% of men and 27% of women aged 16-24 are overweight or fat but 76% of men and 68% of women aged 55-64 are overweight or obese.

Overweight and blubber are increasing. The percentage of adults who are fat has roughly doubled since the mid-1980′s.
www.annecollins.com/obesity/uk-obesity-statistics.htm

usa:
Percent of noninstitutionalized adults age 20 years and over who are overweight or obese: 67% (2005-2006)
Percent of noninstitutionalized adults age 20 years and over who are obese: 34% (2005-2006)
Percent of adolescents age 12-19 years who are overweight: 18% (2005-2006)
Percent of kids age 6-11 years who are overweight: 15% (2005-2006)
Percent of kids age 2-5 years who are overweight: 11% (2005-2006)
www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/overwt.htm

www.oxfam.org.uk/
www.actionagainsthunger.org.uk/
www.worldforworld.org/index.asp
www.unicef.org.uk/

food for thought?

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by Gmonkey

Calorie Shifting Diet

Many people spend their money for find the good diet program, diet plans, or supplement. Finally, they realize that it’s not work. And if work, it’s not work in long term. If you looking for the EASY, HEALTHY, work for LONG TERM, and FASTEST way in diet, Calorie Shifting is the answer.

Calorie Shifting is a diet that focus in take patterns, not counting the calories or refrain the food. The purpose of Calorie Shifting is to generate the body’s fat burning process. It’s happen when you take the different calorie values apiece day.

The Logic:

Calorie Shifting not grant you feel hungry or starving, that’s why you should take 5 times per day (3 huge meals and 2 snack times) with different sorts and combinations of calories contained in apiece food. Calorie Shifting is changing what you eat, the kinds of food, the nutrients and the calories you take each few days to keep your body guessing. And when your body doesn’t become accustomed to any intake regime, it stays in high-burning mode. So by rotating the calorie intake, your body will burn the ingested calories and then other things such as fat.

<u>Calorie Shifting is the EASY ways</u>

Yup, very easy. Because you will take <a rel=”nofollow” onclick=”javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview(‘/outgoing/article_exit_link’);” href=” http://www.squidoo.com/dieteasily “>5 times per day</a> then you will not get hungry or starving yourself. Many people starving their self with decrease their take portion or skip their meals for acquire their saint weight, and this is absolutely wrong. When you start to decrease your take portion, your body will think that you are in danger of famine. Your metabolism will work slowly and impact to your fat burn, that’s why you need take 5 times per day, so your body will get confused. It is a trick to make your metabolism think that you are not dieting. With this way the metabolism doesn’t slow down and you continue to lose weight.

Not only take 5 times per day, you can take what you want, even the fat. That’s why Calorie Shifting is the simple ways.

<u>Calorie Shifting is the HEALTHY ways</u>

You will not consume any kind of supplement or pills. You only need to take healthy food. And you will not consume junk food or something like that, because in junk food contain empty calorie, empty calorie not means zero calorie. The empty calorie is the calorie that can’t change to energy, but will immediately change to the fat.

<u>Calorie Shifting work for LONG TERM</u>

With take more than 3 times per day, your metabolism will stable. Then you never starve so it’s simple to trick with it for a long time. You can maintain your weight for long term.

<u>Calorie Shifting is the FASTEST ways</u>

Yup, with this method, your body metabolism running high and when done correctly, insures a fast and continuous fat loss. Most people in this diet can lose 6 pounds within 2 weeks.

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Answer by Femics
you should try turbo jam.
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